“Hello!” Information Garden Signs

Description

I’m actualy terrible with plants. My wife, however loves her little green babies and, unfortunately, often has to entrust their care to me.

A truly terrible circumstance for her, me, AND the plants.

So that I know how to actually care for the little buggers, I made these signs that have space for all the info a human would need to take care of their local domestic flora: the name of the plant (because plants have names), the type of plant, watering schedule (so you don’t drown or dry out the bugger) and how much sun they need.

These signs don’t guarentee the survival of plants when put under the care of hapless black thumbed friends and family, but it might better the odds a bit.

Laser cut from 1/8″ Birch with 5″ stake attached, these signs were designed by a human (me) and will be manufactured by a robotic laser under human supervision. No AI was used in the making of this product because no AI wanted to take credit for this silly idea. Barring some insane and unlikely influx of orders, these will be made and shipped within 2-3 business days of your order.